BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! I have located one of the missing socks! I went to put a long sleeve shirt on today and it (along with dryer sheet) was stuck inside the shirt. I was so elated. I then continued to rip every single article of clothing out of my drawers and closet, shaking them out and turning them inside - out. I thought I solved the riddle. Unfortunately I still have 2 missing socks and a giant mess of clothes thrown all over my bedroom. Oh well, one down .... 2 to go. It's a start.