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  1. CoveyMaster

    CoveyMaster Grizzled Veteran

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    I bought a Rubiks Cube the other day on a whim...I always wanted one when I was a kid but never got one for some reason.
    Now, as I sit here fiddling with this innocent looking toy....

    I want to dig my eyeballs out with a spoon and smash them with a book. I wonder how many people these cursed damn things have forced into a fit of depression and violent suicide. I wonder how long I'll take it before I pull it apart just for the simple pleasure of seeing the scattered pieces jumble across the floor as I curse and scream.

    Now I realize how lucky I was as a child that the folks never bought me one and for some odd reason I never spent my summer job money on one. ATV's, Bicycles, BB guns, archery, modern firearms, sports, girlfriends, parties....college. None of those can hold a candle to the damnable threat posed by this little 3x3 SOB.



    LOL.

    Well, that was a pretty long five minutes...probably a third of the time it'll take to pick up these pieces so I don't step on one and actually break my neck sometime over night while stumbling through a dark house. :lol:


    P.S.
    It was actually more fun putting it back together than cussing it in enraged frustration. Oh look, it's solved too. Now I can brag about solving it when people see it on the shelf. Life is good again.
     
  2. chieffan

    chieffan Weekend Warrior

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    Now go buy a kids model with 4 squares on each side. $4.95 at WalMart.
     
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    CoveyMaster Grizzled Veteran

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    Ha, yeah it's amazing watching kids flip these things around on youtube. They're fun to mess with, I actually about have this one solved already.
     
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    elkguide Grizzled Veteran

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    Once you get that figured out........ start on your "smarter than me" cell phone!
     
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    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    I think Dr Dre said if at first you don't succeed won't hurt to try some weed. It is a game, a toy relax. Not that I am recommending recreational drug use but really pointless to get pissed about it. Put down the phone and hunt.
     
  6. CoveyMaster

    CoveyMaster Grizzled Veteran

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    It was a joke dude.
     
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    Wiscohunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Sota is right though. Weed would probably help.
     
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    CoveyMaster Grizzled Veteran

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    Grassy or broadleaf? I probably have an herbicide for it.
     
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