a blind man walks into a deparment store and picks up his dog and starts tossing him around in the air. The manager comes running up EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME sir does their seem to be a problem? Blind man say no not at all I am just LOOKING around.:d Your turn.............SO
So ....Here is a CURE FOR CONSTIPATION If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: "My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore" If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to be full of it for the rest of your life. Caution: potential side effects may include immediate nausea and or vomiting.
Dude.. seriously.. that's the best you got. Best joke of all-time. Period. Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman.
A Blonde girl takes a shirt into the Dry-cleaners to be cleaned. After she drops off the shirt and prepares to leave, the nice lady behind the counter says "come again". The Blonde says "No, it's toothpaste, this time!"