So Now I'm a terrorist ?

I got this drivel yesterday in my email and I'm wondering if I should report this to someone ?
Sad to say, some people may fall for this garbage and actually try calling that number which happens to be in Gainesville, Florida, a cell phone number.
Unbeleivable !!!
It's all Obamas fault !!!
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Department of Homeland Security - DHS
Office of International Affairs
The motto of HS is "Integrity, Courage, and Excellence
In conjunction with
National Drug Law Enforcement Agency
(NDLEA)
Tel: 352 -3167430

ATTN:

Consignments Label No: 00445 And 00484.
Consignments Serial No: 5678001 And 5679334.

This is to remind you that if you fail to reply this email within 48hours we assume that you are terrorist and we shall track you down and your consignments would be confiscated.

The United Nations (UN) in conjunction with International Monetary Funds (IMF) has instructed the Homeland Security (HS) to release your consignment boxes that has been in our custody from diplomatic agent your rightful inheritance. This arrangement was made during the last UN conference in New York. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is responsible for ensuring the safety and security of the United States from terrorist attacks and other disasters.

Please note that the consignments are currently with us at our Office. To enable confirm and verify the content of the parcel as yours, kindly reconfirm to us your full name, your contact address, telephone/fax number. Inform us if you where processing to receive any fund? If yes, what is the amount of Fund/cashier check/bank draft/ ATM CARD/ Consignment or money order you were processing to receive?

As soon as we hear from you, if the name and details on the consignment corresponds with your name and details as you will give us, we will contact you again for the verification and release of the parcel to you otherwise if the name and details you give us does not in any way correspond with the name on the parcel, we will not contact you again.

Failure to follow instruction will result confiscation of your consignments and you will be charged as Terrorist. A person convicted under this section will be subject to a fine of $20,000, or imprisonment of not more than five years .

Good luck and thanks for your cooperation.

Officer monica Clerk
Department of Homeland Security
( DHS)

Tel: 352 -3167430

 

Yes. Yes you are.

 

Junk emails. Too many errors in there to be legit

 

Lol, that's like getting a notification that you won a lottery that you never entered, let alone even heard of and saying if you fail to respond within 24 hours the prize is forfeit.

1. You never entered the said lottery
2. Why would any twit send only an email or a letter as notification instead of simply making a telephone call or a personal visit.


It's unbelievable how stupid this crap gets...

 

Yes your a terrorist, and if you'd just give up your bank acct. Number and routing number we will not prosecute you.

 

at least you know the penalty for being a terrorist is "imprisonment of less than 5 years". That doesn't sound too bad.

I got the DHS ransomware virus on my home PC where it locked the computer and showed a message saying I had downloaded child porn and that the authorities were coming to my house, I better not try to destroy any evidence, and by the way if you go to Walgreens and get a PayWire account of $300 your computer will be unlocked.

I thought to myself, well $300 isnt too bad of a penalty for child porn, why aren't all the sex offenders just paying that instead of going to jail for decades.....

 

Great, I've broken bread with a known terrorist now

 

Actually, the number you listed is a landline. 352-316-7### belongs to a landline company going by the name of BANDWIDTH.COM LLC, CLEC which is a VOIP company. So, it is definitely not a government agency and they are using VOIP because they know it is extremely difficult and expensive to set up a Title III on VOIP so the chances of them being caught in a wiretap are much more unlikely.

 

I guess we all will be one sooner or later.

 

Are you saying my lottery check isn't in the mail...WTH!!!

 

Here is what you do. Highlight that email. Find the delete button and click it. Then immediately empty your deleted items.

 

You just didn't read between the lines earlier, did you !!!!

 

If it were me, I'd call them and using a Liam Neelson-esque voice.... I'd angrily demand that they deliver my detonators immediately or else I was going to find them and kill them.

I got a weird message on FB awhile back from an alleged hitman. Said they were hired by my ex and that they knew my routine and my family and if I didn't contact them right away I was basically doomed. Oh, and if I contacted the police that they would go after my family first. I replied "Bring your A game." LOL

 

Awesome.

 

Don't mess with the Maglite Assassin!!

 

Its called spam and sorry to say but, no its not Obama's fault. Is it his fault I get male enhancement emails all the time too?

 

Typical scam email. Google "scam baiting" and see what fun people have with these people. It'll keep you reading for hours


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Going to do this now.


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I used to do it when I had a lot of time on my hands, its amazing what you can get the nigerian scammers to do if they think money is coming their way.

 

Yeah, no government agency ever used a bogus front of a legitimate business to hide its actions.....I mean the CIA never dreamed of such a thing.