So my BIL showed up at my house at 6 am on Saturday morning...

You lost me at barista

 

Throw away all his cargo shorts and camo. Then, get him a few pairs of nice plaid shorts and a few Polo shirts. Make him get a cut and style and send him out with a few bucks in his pocket. Soon, he'll have a nice new girlfriend to move in with. Or.........the teabag thing. Your welcome.

 

Leave this page open on your computer. So throughout the day while he's inevitably rooting through your **** while you're at work he'll see it. Within any luck he'll be gone by the time you guys come home.

 

Just be true to yourself and you and your wifes home and tell it to him like it is.

Man to man. He needs to move on to someone else's home. You've done your part helping him out and now he needs to leave the nest. If he's not making himself useful then he's just using you now. Your not his ***** he needs to shove off.

You could even find him a small efficiency apartment and pay his first months for rent for free and even move him in with the understanding he'll never ask you for room and board again.

 

This..

 

What if it's Kate Upton and she wants to do the cat daddy dance

 

LOL, I'd love to teach her how to Cat Daddy.....but she still can't linger around and shack afterwards.

 

Then ***** at him for doing it poorly which " you know " you are going to do anyways even if it wasn't. :p Might as well make him as miserable as you are about him being there.

Tim

 

I see no relief for you in the near future.... unless you act. He got fired from making coffee? At a minimum there would be new rules laid down as far as his responsibilities and I'd want a move out date. You have to talk to your wife first.... but it's got to be done and soon. Hell, if you don't.... you could become the next NYbowhunter. LOL

 

The guy is a Barista, he most likely already has plaid shorts

 

Question:....... Where are his parents. If he can't grow up... he should live with Mom and Dad. LOL

 

Thats my vote.

Thank god for Kate Upton. I'm betting at least half of those 1.5 million views came from my house.

 

They dont' talk to me, I don't talk to them.

 

So it seems he still has a GF...who of which is moving to TN. Why the hell doesn't he join her especially if he's applying to jobs all over the country? TN ain't bad.

 

That's not a bad thing sometimes.

Hooker man up put on your cargo shorts and have a sit down with the kid.

 

So he has an interview in Houston at a guitar shop for a part time position Friday. Good news (other than my wife going out and buying him a new "interview outfit"). I asked him what he planned to do after the interview, in which he replied "I'm not sure, I don't know where I'm going to go..." I asked him if he was going to come back here, go back home, or stay in Houston with one of his friends. He made this weird sound, then walked outside. My wife said that she would make him join her for her walk this evening and that she would talk to him.

He ate all my chocolate covered raisins yesterday. Nobody eats my chocolate covered raisins.

 

Oh snap! When a line is crossed, something must be done.

 

Thats it! He's done! Tell him to say hello to his new hometown......HOUSTON!!!!!!

 

You made a mistake. You should have just asked him if he was going to go back home or stay in Houston.

 

Tell him you want to help out. Buy him a one way ticket to Houston.