Since you guys don't bowfish enough to be allowed to wear cool bowfishing attire, may I recommend this shirt for y'alls. http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt-Available-Various-Sizes/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_5?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&filterBy=addFiveStar Just don't go tryin' to cut the sleeves off. You may, however, wear it with jorts.
Nice. Did you read the review below.. I was in tears reading it. Pasted below for anyone who enjoys humor. Funny.. funny stuff.:d By B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA) - See all my reviews This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him. I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt. Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
I'll bet if I looked hard enough through my dad's collection of god awful t-shirts I could find one or two with wolves on them. We can gank those, cut the sleeves off, and infiltrate the ranks of the bowfishermen. They won't even know what hit 'em until it's too late.
Wow. I'm getting my CC out right now. One review might be a fluke, but nearly all of them are supernatural. I'd be willing to bet cause mine would be a xxl that it would hold even more powers.
