Tommy- 2, 4, niner... 5-6-7.... Richard- I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy- No, it was cordless Pretty much the whole movie
"What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap ? you really jarred something loose tiger" Kingpin http://youtu.be/fg3qj5I-28A
And Shepherds we shall be For thee, my Lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. "I just wish your friends were as mature as you." "They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better." "Paging Dr. ******. Dr. ******!" "I should go." "That's a good idea, Dr. ******." "Their names and ranks?" "They refuse to give me their names, but the ranks are nine lieutenants, five captains, three majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a... 'cheeky fellow.' " "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM! "
"my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang" -Ron Burgundy
"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that? " -R. Lee Ermey
Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: What? Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola. Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola? Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva? Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola! Dimpus Burger Guy: [to Farva] I don't know what that is! Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for... [grabs burger kid by shirt] Farva: ... give me my ******* cola before I break VOUS ******* LIP!
Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like *** but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.
My hands are freezing!!!! Maybe you should wear my extra gloves my hands are starting to sweat.... Extra Gloves, you've had them the whole time????????? Yaaaa we're in the Rockies!!!!!!
You just got killed by a daewoo lanos.... HAHA this whole movie cracks me up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJjeuGc3LzQ&feature=related