One of my favorites that gets me to laughin every time is Steve Martin in The Jerk when that sniper keeps missing him, "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!"
"Aye God Woodrow, you just don't get it do you... it ain't dying I'm talking about it's living!" Lonesome Dove Augustus McRae
I watched Die Hard 2 MANY years ago and was quite impressed with a line they dubbed. I used to say it all the time when I was extremely intoxicated in my younger years. I would twist the accent to the line and just go off.....here, watch it yourself. "yippee ki yay mr falcon" instead of the normal lines of mother "you know what" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soeQ1i-tYAg
Aliens 1986 Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language? [pulling out his pump-action shotgun] Hicks: I like to keep this handy... for close encounters. RIP "Tip Tipping" Played Pvt. Crowe. parachuting accident.
I know you must be asking yourself, did he fire 5 shots or 6, now in all the excitement I have forgotten myself so you have to ask yourself a question, do you feel lucky, well do you, punk.....Dirty Harry
Rat race! Where they steal Hitlers car and end up crashing into a Veterens rally. all the in between scenes are killer comedy!!
"Johnny Ringo you look like someone just walked over your Grave" Just Love Doc. That whole movie is AWESOME! "I'm going to sissy kick you in the head" or anything from taladega nights.