Holy smokes...around the farm I handle bulk gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene and on occasion LP gas for heaters and grain bin dryers. It's amazing I've seen 42 years on this planet.
Gotta get someone else to handle that fuel for you man. Maybe these Oregon folks are on to something.
I went to Indiana U and for some reason there were a lot of NJ kids (specifically females) who were students there. Usually the ones too dumb to get into Vanderbilt or UConn. I can't tell you how many times I ended up getting a phone number from helping these girls pump gas for the first time in their lives. ...insert Jersey joke here. I'll even start: Being from Jersey you'd expect them to be experts at pumping
I was a pump jockey back in high school. I got a crap ton of phone numbers. Some I didn't even ask for.