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Proficiency Test to Earn the Right to Vote

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Muzzy Man, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. Muzzy Man

    Muzzy Man Grizzled Veteran

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    Just for fun, some of the qualifying questions from the French Voting Test:

    Q. Why does the New French Navy only use glass bottom boats?
    A. So they can see the Old French Navy.

    Q. Why did we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
    A. So the French could show them how to surrender.

    Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
    A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

    Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
    A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

    Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
    A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

    Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
    A: Sunburned armpits.

    Q. What's the difference between a French man and a French toast?
    A. You can make soldiers out of toast.

    Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
    A. The Army.

    Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!

    Okay, I'm finished.:o
     
  2. trial153

    trial153 Grizzled Veteran

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    The problem voter isnt the citizen that decides to vote on their own accord irregardless of their lack of general political knowledge or understanding. The problem voters are the people who are subsidized to vote by special interest groups like ACORN, these individuals( dead, alive, illegal ect ect) would not normally be involved in the electoral process with out the handouts given to get them into a voting booth. Further more these votes are purchases via promises of benefits, subsidies and Social services. To lambaste corporate lobby's, and not lump political action type organizations that " get people out to got".....our chicago community organizer that was elected is a perfect example of what happens with vote is convoluted by individual that normal don't vote.
     
  3. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    :lol: Until we get rid of both parties, good luck
     

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