Don't get your panties in a wad... A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
Reminds me of the one where Bush was out for a jog and happend across a young boy working over a bucket of crap with a stick, W asks him, boy why are you working over that bucket of crap with a stick, boy replys, I'm making me a Democrat, W laughs, Ha Ha Ha! with his head bobbing up and down, You know like he does. W asks boy, you going to be here tomorow, Yes Mr President. W gets home and calls Bill and asks if he would like to jog the next day knowing they would run across the boy and that he would insult the X president. They go for their jog the next day and sure enough there sits the boy working over the bucket of crap with the stick. W says, lets see what that boy is doing, Bill says sure and they jog on over and W quickly asks, hey boy, what you working over that bucket of crap with that stick for. The boy as the day befor replys, I'm making me a Democrat, W cant help it and starts to laugh, He He He with his head bobbing up and down, you know like he does. Now Bill being the smart X President he was quickly asks, and why would you be making a democrat from that little bucket of crap and the boy replyed, I dont have me enough crap to make a republican.
So a guy is wasting time walking around a small town in Louisiana. He see a curious little store front and goes in. There are lots of odd things for sale. Stuff in cans and jars that he has no idea what to make of. That is until he sees three glass jars on a shelf behind the counter. He asks the guy working the store what is in the jars. The clerk says in the first jar is Republican brains, the guy asks "how much?' and the clerk says "$1.00 per lb", so the guy asks what is in the next jar. The clerk says, "Independent brains", curiously the guy asks "how much?" and the clerk replies, "$2.00 per lb". So, the guy asks about the third jar. The clerk tells him it is Democrat brains. The guy hesitantly asks, "how much?" and the clerk says, "$100.00 per lb". Mystified the guy asks, "why so much for the Democrat brains?". The clerk quickly replied, "you know how many democrats it takes to get a pound of brains?"
