Today at school our school news cast went around asking everyone to name of their best pick-up lines and i thought this would be a funny topic post your best/worst pick-up lines you have ever heard. Ones I have heard: 1.You must be from tennesse because your the only ten-i-see. 2.Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 3.Want to see my Hard Drive? I promise it ain't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. 4.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours? thats just a couple i have heard (notice the third one was not said at school)
Not something I would advise, but a college buddy of mine would occasionally use this pick up line with a marginal degree of success. "Hey, you want to F"
Some guy at a bar went up to a random girl and asked.... "You want to get pizza and go f***?" when the girl gave him a look of shock he replied "What? You don't like pizza?" It didn't work out for him.
Could you tell me if this smells like chloroform? Wanna go in halfs on a kid? Goat any Irish in ya? Want some?
Wanna do some math??? Lets add you and me in bed, Subtract our clothes, Divide your legs, And mulitply.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? Are you a parking ticket? because You've got fine written all over you. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
This reminds me of a time in the service... I started getting real bad hair bumps on my neck from shaving every day, and my SSgt noticed them. He stopped me, and asked if I had any black in me... He was being serious, but I truly did not know how to respond, due to his being known for having a good sense of humor. (As any Marine should...) I looked at him, and just shook my head in dis-belief, and asked if he was seriously asking me that. He thought about it, and started laughing. Ahh the good ol' days.
An acquaintance of mine stole a chick's seat at a party. Mind you this is COMPLETE stranger. The couches were PACKED. When she came back he asked if he stole her seat. She obviously said yes. His reply was, "Let me clear a spot for you." and rubbed his goat tee a few times. Appalled she walked away. I never really liked that guy and now you can see why.
Ever watched the movie Cheech and Chong? That's where I heard It the 1st time. I laughed my ass off!!!
said somewhat quietly in a loud bar "tickle your a$$ with a feather??" to which she inevitably responds "WHAT??" to which you respond "particularly - nice - weather!" rather loudly... surprisingly this one has initiated many conversations with women successfully...
