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  1. xtreme16

    xtreme16 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Hey everyone! I am trying to put together a list of hunting questions for a column i am writing for the magazine company i work for. I wanted to see what questions you all had that you would like answered! Also, it can be anything outdoor related not just hunting.

    Here are a few examples:

    1.What do porcupines eat?
    2.How far and often can a skunk spray?
    3.What happens to ticks and mosquitos in the winter?

    Thanks everyone and look forward to your questions!
     
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  3. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    Where do the deer go when I buy a rifle tag in Wisconsin?
     
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  4. xtreme16

    xtreme16 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Haha thats perfect!
     
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    takemrarely Weekend Warrior

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    That answer is obvious..... Minnesota!

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  6. Sota

    Sota Legendary Woodsman

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    No kidding last time I gun hunted Wisconsin back home I had a parade of bucks on trail camera.
     
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    1. Porqupine food.
    2. Far enough to get me and my dogs EVERY time.
    3. They just get their long winter's nap
    and they sharpen their stickers so that it hurts more than usual when they bite me next spring.
     
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    sheddinva Weekend Warrior

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    One I like to ask people just to see their faces - Since the earth has a gravitational pull, if you could throw a football hard enough, would you hit yourself in the back of your head?
     
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    MnHunterr Legendary Woodsman

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    Does a bear crap in the woods?
    Does a 1 legged duck swim in circles?
    If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
     
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    MnHunterr Legendary Woodsman

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    How many mosquitos are there in the world?
     
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    That's an easy one............



    who cares how many there actually are because it's a fact that

    they are ALL waiting for me to step outside!!!!!
     
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    w33kender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    How cold would it have to be for hell to freeze over?

    How many divorces got their start during the rut of deer season in America?

    Why do bears eat deer corn?

    When I forget fanny ribbon, what's the best leaf to use after a BM in the woods?

    After what temperature do the balls freeze off a brass monkey?

    If does eat oats and mares eat oats why do little lambs eat ivy?

    How many drunk hunters does it take to adequately drive deer through a 100 acre head of woods?

    Why does Stan Potts always need a "minute" instead of just pausing the tape?
     
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  13. xtreme16

    xtreme16 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Haha these are great! Keep em coming!
     
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    MnHunterr Legendary Woodsman

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    In all seriousness, I will try thinking of some this evening.
     
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    I would definitely be interested in this. Although I usually carry enough TP to last a while.
     
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    How hot does a chic have to be to call herself a "huntress"
    If you can't shoot a mature buck should you be on a "pro staff"
    Can you still be a "huntress" if someone hangs your stands?
    Fixed blade or mechanical
     
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  17. xtreme16

    xtreme16 Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Can you still be a "huntress" if you don't gut your deer?
     
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    Another easy one..........................




    "field point"

    (but only in the scapula)
     
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    w33kender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Pro tip: Your sock is the best second option, not a leaf.
     
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    KjKlump Weekend Warrior

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    Just cut the top portion off.
    My buddy got blisters after using his whole sock.
     
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    Josh/OH Die Hard Bowhunter

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    If all NJ bowhunters are hunting Ohio during the rut, who's hunting the NJ rut?


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