Lets hear everyones stories of crazy things that happened while away from home.... This last summer I went to Cancun with some friends and it was the first time we were legal to drink. So we hit the bars.. hard.. at like 10 in the morning. The first day we were all passed out by about 4 in the after noon. I had left my shoes on the beach with my car keys and cell phone in them. The next morning i got out of bed and realized I was missing all my stuff, so of course i kinda freaked out. One of my buddies that didnt drink as much as me helped me retrace my steps all around the resort in search of my belongings. After no luck we decided to wake the others up and see if they knew anything about it. We walk into their room and my shoes are sitting right there. Ok, so I think i have good friends that grabbed my stuff for me. I tell my buddy thank and he says "Those are yours?" so Im thinkin... what does he mean... He continues and says "****, those were nice shoes so i jacked em off the beach cause no one was around." So turned out i had to thank my buddy for being such a bad person while he's belligerent drunk.
At first I read that as "those were nice shoes so i ********** in em on the beach cause no one was around".
Dude. There is not enough bandwith on BH.com for me to tell stories. You had to be there for most of them anyways.
Does college count as "away from home"? If so, then this could go on for awhile. If not, then that will limit the selection quite a bit. Some would include the night we almost died sleeping in my friends van during the winter in the mountains of New Mexico in a old abandoned gas station parking lot. Or the time my friend successfully jumped on a dolphin while kneeboarding in Gulf of Mexico off the Florida coast. Or the time I stumbled into Kix Brook's yard in Nashville singing "My Maria" and pissing in some of his bushes. Or maybe the time I almost got murdered by some Mexican gang in Albuquerque for calling one of them a "gringo".
I remember one of those at the 2009 GTG!! One of mine involves 100 proof Peppermint Schnapps and a Hot Tub in a snow storm. OHHHHHH MYYYYYYY!!
Had a little run in with John Goodman at a strip club in Brooklyn IL during a drunken bachelor party in 1996. Details are a tad sketchy, but I do remember the east side cops not findiing it nearly as funny as we did. Handcuffs kinda hurt, as did getting shoved face first in to a squad car.
I mean, i guess i can play. I was at a Halloween party one night, and somehow ended up the DD, (Didnt want to kill all my friends probably), anyhow... ...halfway through the party people start screaming. Of course, since i am well known around here as a FF/EMT, i get drug up to a kid laying on the floor in a pool of blood, Eyes rolled to the back of his head. Apparently one of the Star Boyz (A famous crotch rocket stunt gang) knocked him out. The kid started going into seizure...a fun damn time. Anyways me and a few others (dressed as nurses, but i doubt they were ) helped stabilize him till EMS arrived. The biker dudes got arrested. My only run in with famous people while partying...lol.
