COLD IS A RELATIVE THING. . . 60 above zero: Tarheel-villians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens. 50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Madison sunbathe. 40 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down. 32 above zero: Water freezes. The water in Lake Superior gets thicker. 20 above zero: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold. Zero: People in Miami all die. Wisconsinites close the windows. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door. 40 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsinites get upset because they can't start the Mini- Van. 460 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops People in Wisconsin start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?" 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Wisconsin public schools will open 2 hours late.
HAHA...I love it. There's one thing missed though. Most people when they ditch a vehicle say "OH S@#T!". A Wisconsinite says "Hold my beer I'm gonna try somethin'!"
