How can anyone spend up to 8 hours a day surfing for porn? The only thing I can do for 8 hours at a time is sleep. Furthemore, who downloads porn these days? You can stream it for free off countless websites, thus saving valuable hard drive space and leaving less evidence for your wife to find. :D Stupid SEC execs.
No, he controls the servers at his job. Where is Duke when you need a good comment on overpaid government workers