"Those are some nice bucks you have on camera. Do you have an open tree stand next weekend? I will buy you dinner. Then we will be even."
I have an uncle who is a cop eh and he told us if you find a mouse in your bottle of Elsinore, you get like free beer and stuff.
Dude.... A part of me wishes he was still here. All of us combined couldn't make something like that up
Who would of thought the best thread of the off-season would be one making fun of all the off-season threads. Quality.
You can definitely tell everyone has their plots in, stands hung, bows tuned, and gear washed. Just waiting for that day to arrive now...
TheRiverBottom. Salt of the Earth. http://forums.bowhunting.com/bowhunting-talk/hero-photos-thread-76018/
"Jesus. He is not 3 ft behind the deer. Can someone who has more experience than a cell phone camera chime in. I'm not looking for photo praise or critiques. I'm looking for someone like Fitz to comment with tips on taking good hero shots." "It's funny. I share this photo on facebook and all the non-hunting comments say "gorgeous deer". I share it in a hunting forum and all the hunters are worried about the hunters arm. Says a lot." "This might be a shocker....but no one on the Internet is impressed enough by you to follow you. I know...ego deflater. If you don't have anything photography advice related, move on." "Then you have life coach Tony. If you don't have any photography advice don't let the door hit you." " "You can't offer any advice because you're an idiot. Being an idiot is like being dead, you don't relaize you're dead or dumb as a bag of hammers...but everyone else knows it." TONY---hahahahaha "You claim to speak for everyone else, but you do not.... And I HATE that gay pic of you and the turkey...that is horrible.. You could have gotten the flowers in the pic without a melodramatic gaze to the heavens... Please consider another career....along with another forum..." " I'm not a professional photographer, partner. This is a hunting buddy. I'm just a good ol' poor boy from Southern Virginia. I like putting a little effort into photos hence the solicitation of advice on technical profocency. I don't need some jacklegged two bit art critic that talks about "my body of work" ...did you really type that???? " Body of work"??? Haha. You think you're redneck son....you better check my resume. Now move on and quote with the trying too hard, long winded posts. I see pretentious d-bags like you all the time on forums. You think you're somebody?? You're a dime a dozen. Thanks for the photocritique. My buddy and his family are tickled with the photo. Rushed for time. Most of the phot is came out out of focus, over exposed, under exposed, out of focus. Tough trying to get a good photo in the pitch dark with a flash and a Energizer head light. Now...back to what I'm looking for...real photography type advice...it can be whatever...advance, noviced. Advice isn't just for me. We've already established check "arm stretch". Boxed ched. Maybe one of you arm stretch harpies can give some advice on ISO/shutter/aperture settings for night shoots??"
another fred bear story... from don weddle.. When i was at 1984 international bow hunter clinic,after i got my picture taking with fred. we went out back to a big tent were fred showed his show he did for american sportman .. with curt gowdy famous sportcaster!!! freds kill of a big grissily bear. at 10 yards. then he got up to a pupit and started telling side stories about how they made the t.v. show!! here are some of them.(1) before the t.v. crew showed up in colorado. he took and old horse he had destin for the glue factory. and shot it .where he knew the bear was hanging out. next when the film crew show up.,as they were walking in to set cameras up . the bear was eatting on the horse (fred called it a young elk caf in the show for bait they was using to draw the bear in for a close shot).they got cameras set up but no sound (Mics). they had to leave because they didnt want to scare it off ! (2) the next mourning when they went back in (after fred beat the t.v. crew in poker games that night and took some of there money) the bear was eatting on the horse again.STILL no sound for show!!! fred said give me the mics. and wires and i will get as close as i can an set them up for you!! 20 min. later after crawlin on his knees . camera crew said were READY. FRED had good freind bob munger backing him up with a RIFLE! When FRED got 10 yards away he WHISTLED. when BEAR heard it, it stood up. FRED was allready pulled back. SWOOSH .right thur chest of bear .BEAR took off' so did FRED. he ran over bob. FRED said you just do not know which way they are going to run when you shoot them. P>S this is for you SORTA. more stories to come>>> WEDDLE:
