not my bow!!!!!!!!!

i need a divorce lawyer my wife spilled mountain dew on my bow. i cant be held responible for my action. guess i need a bucket of hot soapy water and a fine shammy to clean my baby (my bow not my wife). i could clean it with my tears because im very upset and shaken.

 

Only one way to handle this suation, just off a high bridge while holding your once pristine bow.