I have this gift of putting myself in crazy situations. So I am at the store shopping. I need some love juice as I call it(lube). So I try and be covert when I head to that area of the store. I move pretty quickly and reach down grab the love Juice and move on. The mission went great, nobody saw me, mission a success. I use the self check out(no pun here) so I don't have to seem like pervert to the check out lady. This is where it goes bad, I run the love juice over the scanner and it rings up 27.98, wtf did I buy. I bought the super duper make your wife explode love juice. Now I am screwed because I need the lady to remove the item from the self checkout. I see the manger at the return counter and he's a dude. Good I will just return it to him. Well I take the rest of the goods to the car and come back in and head to the return counter. I put the love juice on the counter while I wait for the manager. Who walks up to me? Two moms from my sons pre-school from our church. They say hi, I try and hide the love juice, they see the love juice. Tomorrow morning I will be labeled a pervert by the moms at school. Sob
Germ, you are going to notice some changes from those ladies....lol...next time add some Magnum condoms to the mix and your legend will "grow".
Gotta love awkward moments lol. Just remember, the best way to get people to stop staring at you is to wink back
I know you are excited about Hoke taking over, but geez man, how much of that stuff have you been going through? Might want to check bulk pricing...pervert.
It's amazing that even with dirty perverts like yourself that Michigans population is in decline.... I mean other than watching UM lose to tOSU and buring through economy sized bottles of lube.... What else is there to do up there?
i accidently... well bought the super duper one for her one time. costing me like $30!!!! ouch, stuff didnt work any better than the cheap love juice. you/she aint missing nothin'
