There are two Mexicans trying to reach the US by crossing the desert. They have been out there for several days. They start to see mirages. Suddenly Juan turns to his friend Pepe and says "Look in the distance! It's a bacon tree!!!" Pepe responds "There is no such thing." Juan runs up to the tree. A shot rings out. Wounded, Juan crawls back and says " Pepe, you are right it's not a bacon tree. Its a HAMBUSH!!!"
