i didnt like wearing mine either, i got it connected to my safety harness in case i ever need it in the tree of some reason.
I think you were Googling something else and just came across that by accident! I got that nickname on my high school baseball team because I had a fat curveball like Boof Bonser from the Minnesota Twins. The name has stuck since then. Here is one for you, since I assume you are wearing one right now.