I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before -- I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home. there was a police road block. Since the vehicle in which I was riding was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't even know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. Any suggestions?
haha! I thought this was something serious until i got to the last line. But for real, people take a cab!