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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by JLS, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. JLS

    JLS Weekend Warrior

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    I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving.

    As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before -- I took a cab home.
    Sure enough on the way home. there was a police road block. Since the vehicle in which I was riding was a cab, they waved it past.

    I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't even know where
    I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it. Any suggestions?
     
  2. Heckler

    Heckler Grizzled Veteran

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    :woot: You are a funny man! I needed it... and laughed!
     
  3. iHunt

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    Haha!
     
  4. patinthehat

    patinthehat Die Hard Bowhunter

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    haha! I thought this was something serious until i got to the last line. But for real, people take a cab!
     
  5. tacklebox

    tacklebox Grizzled Veteran

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    sachiko Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Sounds like a question for Hooker.
     
  7. okie_flinger

    okie_flinger Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Start your own cab business?

    I got nothin... And had to read it 3 times to get the joke... Lol!
     
  8. SPOTnSTALK

    SPOTnSTALK Grizzled Veteran

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    Heard this one before. You told it better and I laughed!

    Thanks!
     

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