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My New Haircut: Target Archery Edition

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  1. Washington Hunter

    Washington Hunter Weekend Warrior

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    For those of you familiar with the "My New Haircut" videos, you might get a kick out of this. For those not familair, do a search on YouTube for "My New Haircut." Mature audiences only.

    Bols, Kyle, and I were bored on MSN tonight. I wound up writing this:

    The following preview has been rated:

    R Realy Big Shafts: Mature Audiences Only: Viewer Discretion Advised.



    You know, I went to the shop last night right, The Spent Shaft, you know, I got myself some Fat Boys.

    Hey Broski, those are huge!

    You want first place? You got to get yourself some sponsors.

    You know what this is? This is my new frickin' shooter shirt. Know what that means? I'm better than everyone else.

    My boys, they're all comin' to the shoot, they got the same shooter shirt. They're all better than you too.

    I'm gonna shoot every target they put up on that wall. I'm gonna hit that x-ring so many times, the center of the target is gonna fall out.

    Judges love my form. And if they don't, frickin' pay off. Pay off. Frickin' pay off.

    Yeah this visor is low. Because I'm number one and I don't want the sun gettin' in my frickin' eyes. One more person looks at me wrong, and I'll let down. Again.

    Sir, you have to sign up for this shoot. "Not now cheif, I'm on the frickin' line."

    I'm number one. UGH!

    Yeah, I shoot a Carter. I shoot that release morning, noon, and night.

    Back tension, follow through, I'm in control...

    Frickin' release!? Where's my frickin' release, man!? I told you to get my frickin' release!

    Yeah, I talk smack when I'm at the shoots. That's because I'm number one, and everyone should see how big my ego is.

    Another dozen Fat Boys down here, cheif. EASTON. GOLD TIP. BEMAN. CARBON EXPRESSSS.

    I'm gonna get frickin' first place today. I'm gonna outshoot all the competition with my frickin' Mathews. I shoot Mathews all frickin' day. Frickin' Mathews, I own with that company.

    Frickin' mathews.

    Mathews.

    Frickin' Mathews.

    Mathews.
     
  2. racewayking

    racewayking Grizzled Veteran

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    Buckeye and Rybo will love it!
     
  3. rybo

    rybo Grizzled Veteran

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    You got that right, I am dang near in TEARS laughing at this stuff. Wash, you need to get in full facepaint and and record the bowhunting addition one. THAT would be fricken hilarious.
     
  4. jfergus7

    jfergus7 Legendary Woodsman

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    Rybo- Washington Hunter recording the bowhunting one would be hilarious or Washington Hunter in full face paint? LOL
     
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    rybo Grizzled Veteran

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    Wash hunter IN full facepaint, recording the bowhunting one!
     
  6. MN/Kyle

    MN/Kyle Die Hard Bowhunter

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    LMAO. We need lives.
     
  7. OKbowhunter

    OKbowhunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    HAHAHA LMAO
     
  8. Rory/MO

    Rory/MO Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Hahahha! That's great!
     

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