For those of you familiar with the "My New Haircut" videos, you might get a kick out of this. For those not familiar, do a search on YouTube for "My New Haircut." Mature audiences only. ***I don't necessarily like the language of the original so I kept the Bowhunting Edition clean.*** As Washington stated, Wash, MN/Kyle and I were kickin' this idea around. This is what I came up with. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ The following preview has been rated: R Really Really Bloody: Mature audiences only. Viewer discretion is advised. This film contains lots of death. Heart shot baby! :love: Rotten Apple Clan presents: My New Haircut: Bowhunting Edition You know I went to Cabelas last night, Bargain Cave, you know, I got myself some Alpha Burlys. Hey broski, those boots are on sale!! You want a shot at a World Record? Ya know, ya gotta have a Drenalin. You know what this is, this is my new Scent-Lok. You know what that means, I am slamming some Booners tomorrow. I don’t care if it doesn’t work, I forget the wind and hunt! My boys, there comin’ to the lease, they all shoot Mathews. They’re slammin’ some Booners tomorrow. I’m gonna double lung every single deer that walks past my stand. Alright! I’m gonna double lung them until my Octane quiver is empty. Booners hate my Rage broadheads. And if I miss, they’re string jumpers. String Jumpers String Jumpers String Jumpers String Jumpers Yeah this baraclava’s popped, cause I’m a stud and it’s covered in Predator!! I swear, if another person steals my favorite funnel, I’m gonna flip. What, you lookin’ at me on your Cuddebak? Huh? DNR: "Excuse me sir, can I see your Hunting License?" "Not now chief, I'm in the frickin' zone!!" I’m the man…..UGH! Yeah I use Tink’s 69!! I use it to slam forkhorns morning, noon and night. Drag lines, mock scrapes, I’m in control……Doe Pee?!? Where’s the DOE PEE!!!! BROSKI, I TOLD YOU TO PICK UP SOME DOE PEE!!! Yeah I grunt when I stop a booner in a shooting lane. That cause I want him to know I am gonna jack him right in his bedroom. Meeehhhh Meeehhhh Meeehhhh Meeehhhh Get me two buck tags down here chief. BIG RAAAACKS ANTLERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEAD GEEEEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRR I’m gonna drive around in my Bad Boy Buggy tonight. Then tomorrow, I’m gonna use e3 Field Spray and Buck Bombs. Buck Bomb Buck Bomb Buck Bomb Buck Bomb **hissing sound** BUCK BOMB!!! Coming Soon to a High Fence or Deer Farm Near You.
I would change the following line to align it with the other videos DNR: "Excuse me sir, can I see your Hunting License?" "Not now chief, I got a Lone Wolf Alpha Assault to hang!!" I would change it to "Not now Chief, I'm in the fricken zone"
I read your post first before watching the video. Gotta be honest...I was in the dark. Made alot more sense after watching the video. :D I now have a new favorite "show."
new hair cut is the best video on youtube. Not bad balls, not bad... Although you took out my favorite line...."Not now chief, I'm in the frickin zone!" That is my sig on a another site :d
Balls, I like it... I'd like to help you out on the video. It would certainly be a moneymaker. Well done my friend, well done.