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My helpful father in-law F's up AGAIN (venting)

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  1. VA Bowbender

    VA Bowbender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    This is how my father in-law does STUPID ****!
    1st) He puts RV water/sewer pump anti-freeze in my wife's car. It say right on the label "NOT FOR USE IN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINES".
    2nd) I'll go to Wal-Mart and get a siphon to get it out of the reservoir. Luckily we hadn't started the engine yet.
    3rd) I come back from the store and there's a mess across the driveway. He's standing there smiling and says "Ah alreedy gut it dun". He only got out about 2/3 of it the siphon he used wouldn't go down any further.
    4th) I'm about to the limit of my patients by now. Trying NOT to scream "YOU DUMB ***, MOTHER ****ING, INBREED, STUPID PEICE OF ****. I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO GET A SIPHON TO GET IT OUT. IF AN ANIMAL LICKS THAT NOW IT WILL KILL THEM"!!!
    5th) He had trod all through it, got footprints all up and down the driveway and is about to just walk int the house. I tell him take your shoes off before you gO iN tHE HOUSE...ahhhhhh!!!
    6th) Now I have to take a day off from work to remove the reservoir and empty it. It has a baffle so as the siphon can't get to the bottom. I'll have to get some cleaner and the power washer to clean the driveway.
    7th) It's raining today and I have no garage to work in. So I'll have to do all this in the rain.
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  2. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    Lol, sorry I understand your pain
     
  3. Muzzy Man

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    Wow... my father in law did some strange things too sometimes. I sure wish he were still around but he died in 2003.
     
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    Yeah, that sucks!
     
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    My FIL is one of the smartest people I know. I can't relate to this one. :)
     
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    Im not married yet, but if I do marry the one Im with, Im in for days like this myself Im sure. He has a major major major drinking issue...not cool. And, he came here from Poland and hardly speaks a word of English, but insists on trying to talk to me, especially when hes drunk and when my girlfriend is not around to help me understand. I guess he doesnt like the awkward silence, but I would rather that then trying to figure out what the heck hes talking about! He has some land also which I would enjoy heading over and hunting. But, I dont feel like trying to have conversations with these people before/after the hunt! And, with how much they drink, and knowing my luck, they will come in the woods and try to talk to me while Im sitting in stand!
     
  7. Afflicted

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    Wow:(. Not cool. I'd say count to ten but maybe 1000 is better:). Good luck.

    Guess I should be happy that my father in law is so self centered that he'd never think of helping his only daughter out. He!! He can't even remember her birthday and she's the only child.
     
  8. VA Bowbender

    VA Bowbender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    You can have mine. But I'll warn you he's a stupid, uneducated 8th grade drop out, perverted, prostitute buying, physical wreak of human waste.


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  9. VA Bowbender

    VA Bowbender Die Hard Bowhunter

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    That's what my first father in-law was. I really admired him a lot. His daughter couldn't keep her closed though.


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  10. Muzzy Man

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    I'll pass. Mine was a great guy. The antifreeze, was that the blue stuff?
     
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    RV antifreeze will not harm animals. That's why it's used in water systems for RV's. If you drink some , it will not kill you. Save yourself some time and dont worry about power washing the drive. The rain will take care of it for you. Good luck.
     
  12. VA Bowbender

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    It was the red stuff.


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    That is what I was thinking. The pink stuff is non toxic.
     
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    Maybe he is just getting even with you for having sex with his daughter
     
  15. VA Bowbender

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    Found the bottle. Yes thank God it is non-toxic.


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  16. Muzzy Man

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    Great... now you guys can be BFFs again.:tu:
     
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    Sounds like a real class act. Feel your frustration, never got why people half *** things like that.
     
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    I really think you have grounds to shoot him. What is with people. My father did something similar to me once. He had driven to Florida for a vacation. He stopped back by my house in Georgia on the way back to NY. He had picked up some big assed clam shells he thought were pretty. His intend was to cook them, remove the meat and save the shells. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh... why I ask? I left for work and told him, "DO NOT BRING THOSE THINGS IN MY HOUSE. Escpecially don't cook them in my house". I came home from work to see every window in my South Georgia air conditioned house open all the way. YUP, he had tried to cook the now rotten clams that had been out of water for days in my house. MY world stunk it up big time for weeks. The other stupid thing he did was to one time pull down some Spanish moss off some trees on Lake Blacksheer, put it in a bag and then in my car. Talk about a mess with biting redbugs and all that. Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... here's your sign dad. RIP
     

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