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Manti Te'o's Dead Girlfriend a Hoax

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  1. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    "There was no Lennay Kekua. Lennay Kekua did not meet Manti Te'o after the Stanford game in 2009. Lennay Kekua did not attend Stanford. Lennay Kekua never visited Manti Te'o in Hawaii. Lennay Kekua was not in a car accident. Lennay Kekua did not talk to Manti Te'o every night on the telephone. She was not diagnosed with cancer, did not spend time in the hospital, did not engage in a lengthy battle with leukemia. She never had a bone marrow transplant. She was not released from the hospital on Sept. 10, nor did Brian Te'o congratulate her for this over the telephone. She did not insist that Manti Te'o play in the Michigan State or Michigan games, and did not request he send white flowers to her funeral. Her favorite color was not white. Her brother, Koa, did not inform Manti Te'o that she was dead. Koa did not exist. Her funeral did not take place in Carson, Calif., and her casket was not closed at 9 a.m. exactly. She was not laid to rest.Lennay Kekua's last words to Manti Te'o were not "I love you."
    A friend of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo told us he was "80 percent sure" that Manti Te'o was "in on it," and that the two perpetrated Lennay Kekua's death with publicity in mind. According to the friend, there were numerous photos of Ronaiah Tuiasosopo and Te'o together on Tuiasosopo's now-deleted Instagram account."
     
  2. Ben/PA

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    Is anyone just numb to this stuff? I've been an Irish fan since I was born and I wasn't enamored by the story when she was real. I'm equally disinterested in it now. To me, the guy can play and plays with passion. He can have a funeral for a blowup doll if it floats his boat, I'm good with it.
     
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    Scott/IL Die Hard Bowhunter

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    McCarron has Miss Alabama.
    Te'o had Miss Ing.

    Bama wins again...
     
  5. TEmbry

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    Guys these Te'O jokes are funny and all, but lets not lose sight of the fact that a fake girl lost her life in this mess.
     
  6. TEmbry

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    Manti Te'O wasn't missing tackles in the national championship, he was hugging his girlfriend.
     
  7. TEmbry

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    If you havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, Te'Os got 99 problems but a girl aint one...
     
  8. TEmbry

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    Manti Te'o just changed his facebook status from "in a relationship" to "it's complicated".
     
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    Trevor, you're killing me. This is unreal.
     
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    Rofl that's hilarious!
     
  11. Hooker

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    numb to the "most decorated college football player of all time" making up a story about his girlfriend, having interviews about her, then killing her, then parlaying that sympathy into winning awards and almost winning the Heisman? No. I'm not numb of that.
     
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    I must live partially under a rock, I didnt know who this guy was until last night. I didn't understnad the full story until reading more this morning. This has got to be one of hte funniest things ever.
    THe T-shirt & trevor's jokes had me howling!
     
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    I seriously almost choked when I heard the missed tackle joke :lol:
     
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    I wonder if they will make a movie about this at ND. Rudy had stuff made up in it, now they can make entire made up movie.
     
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    Winner, winner, chicken dinner right there folks! Freekin' hilarious.....:lmao:
     
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    And Rudy is kinda a scum bag in real life. Between NY's gun laws and Te'o's (is that how you puncuate his name?) hoax, my life is crumbling before my eyes. Hopefully my girlfriend doesn't come out of the closet this weekend.
     
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    Whats with this keeping your girl friends locked away like this, it can't lead to a healthy relationship. :)
     
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    Believe me, once they read 50 Shades of Grey, they don't mind.
     
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    So true, I love that book
     

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