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Major facepalm last night.

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  1. tynimiller

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    I'd say pay for a professional detail shop look and if able buff out + kid will wash the mans vehicle 10 or so while you and the old man set with beer and watch (with the every now and then "missed a spot" *clank beers*) just to send the kid a memory message :D
     
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    Tell your yuppie neighbor to keep his **** out of your dogs way.


    Problem solved.
     
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  4. BJE80

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    I'll be honest Ty. I don't trust my 5 year old anywhere near his SUV. :lol:
     
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  5. Spear

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    Buy him a car wash booklet or a gift certificate at a detail shop and pay for the repair. He's a turd, but it is his property. If your kiddo gets allowance, now is the time to start making him pay taxes.
     
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  6. tynimiller

    tynimiller Legendary Woodsman

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    Okay new plan....your wife will wash it...wait.....new plan. Detail shop + you go kill something = :tu:
     
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  7. No.6Hunter

    No.6Hunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Meguiars Compound, Buffing Pad, Microfiber, 5 Minutes, and a beer. There is no way your dogs nails scratched through the clear coat.

    I would tell my kid to use another door until he can learn to shut the sliding one....
     
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  8. BJE80

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    He leaves all of them open. :lol:


    I was just saying to tj that his auto closing idea was going to be hard on that one.


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    Shouldn't your wife be handling this issue? It's hunting and football season now. You have enough on your plate.
     
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  10. tynimiller

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    Correction: it is hunting season and Green Bay Packer season! :D
     
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    Sounds like you need to move....North.
     
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  12. Spear

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    Yep, this right here is the most likely solution. But without seeing first hand, it's hard to tell how deep the scratches were. I just gave a list of possibilities, but the one with a beer and a buffing pad seems like the best answer to most things.
     
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  13. Swamp Stalker

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    did he win at bingo at least? :lol:

    old retired neighbors suck.
    There's nothing like blowing something out of proportion when you're retired and no longer a use to society.
     
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    And retired people living in the burbs hate paying taxes to support the schools that they have not had kids in 40 years, they also dislike younger parents who can not manage their damn dogs and their damn kids.:rant:
     
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  15. BJE80

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    Bingo had to take a backseat to his scratched suv.

    You could tell he hasn't dealt with a stressful situation in a while. :lol:


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    sota and his neighbors...

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  17. BJE80

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    Can't say I disagree with any of these stereotypes


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  18. BJE80

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    65 bucks fixed. I'm not kidding


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    $65 that is a bargain.
     
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    I've told him 100 times to stay off my lawn.:tu:
     
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  21. Swamp Stalker

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    Lmao!!!


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