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  1. Muzzy Man

    Muzzy Man Grizzled Veteran

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    I had to google "loofah." Those things look rough, are sure you wouldn't rather use steel wool like a real man?;)
     
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  3. michael_pearce

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    If my daughters can hunt and fish with me I can sure as hell do things they love too.

    Sent from my LG-E739 using Tapatalk 2
     
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  4. Tony

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    What the ....... WHY?

    Btw ... that black guy looks suspicious ......
     
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  5. iHunt

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    The one on the left cracked me up :lol: Now thats a sense of humor
     
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  6. Germ

    Germ Legendary Woodsman

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    And the cop the booty pants is not suspicious
     
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  7. Buck Magnet

    Buck Magnet Die Hard Bowhunter

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    I have a serious addiction to cologne... Giorgio Armani Aqua Di Gio is like crack to me.

    I have stalked to within 30 feet of an injured black bear to get a photo but if I have a bee within 30 yards of me I flip out.

    I tore up my shoulder by swatting a bee away.

    I enjoy spending and evening listening to Marvin Gaye while sipping a nice white wine.
     
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  8. Sswpriz

    Sswpriz Weekend Warrior

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    I read thru 2 pages of this thread and to tell you the truth......I can't even begin to say what I am thinking...... if there was a box to turn in your man cards, that box would be busting at the seams right now.....c'mon guys, say it aint so !!!!
     
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  9. Hooker

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    no such thing
     
    Hooker, Apr 13, 2012
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  10. jfergus7

    jfergus7 Legendary Woodsman

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    Think I will be calling the campground and getting several names removed from the list of those staying after reading some of these posts.
     
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  11. Meathunter

    Meathunter Weekend Warrior

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    I also like to get my haircut and then get the girl to wash my hair, MAN THAT FEELS GOOD!
     
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  12. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    That's just damn sexy .... :D
     
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  13. Ruff

    Ruff Weekend Warrior

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    I agree! There aint much better than a scalp massage. We have a place in Wausau, WI. with all women that Washes, Cut's your hair, A hot towl on the face after and a good shoulder massage for $15.00

    I use a body wash.

    Don't mind going into Victoria Secrets with the wife shopping.

    I had to put down my two hunting dogs within the last year, one because of old age and it was time. The other due to cancer and I cried like a baby both times.

    Bought some new camo Bib's the other day and asked my wife if they made my butt look big.
     
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  14. madkins

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    My wife says I have soft hands. I am a programmer, my calluses are on my finger tips. What does she expect???

    Yes, I use a loofa and shower gel too. I drive an f150, so I am compensating for my non-calluses. ;-). Haha

    On the other hand, the manliest thing I have ever had done was a vasectomy. Tough as nails baby!

    Mike


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  15. NY Bowhunter

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    The only thing I can think of is shower with the scrunchy lufa thing. That's because bar soap makes my underarm hair stick together. And I really hate bats.
     
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  16. Aaron

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    I just bought a '98 Buick Century to commute to work in...

    I have a man crush on Blake Shelton

    I sing in my car going down the road when I'm alone and imagine I'm on The Voice, and Blake turns his chair around for me...
     
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  17. GABowhunter

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    Is it unmanly that I know what you're talking about?
     
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  18. GABowhunter

    GABowhunter Moderator

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    How about this? I prefer a cat over a dog for a pet.
     
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  19. Tony

    Tony Legendary Woodsman

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    WHAT?!?!?!?!?:jaw:



    CAT'S SUCK! .... Definite MC violation .... what is wrong with you, man?!?
     
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  20. ttraveler

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    This has got to be the funniest damn thread I have ever read.....Excuse me now while I grab a tissue!!

    The GTG should really be a blast now!!
     
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  21. firefighter bowhunter

    firefighter bowhunter Weekend Warrior

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    This has got to be the funniest thread I have ever read on here! :rock:
     
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