Let's discuss tea bagging

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  1. NY Bowhunter

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    This is the gayest thread in the history of www forums. Is this really a question? A guys bare nuts touch another guys face, mouth or forehead? WILLINGLY?!?!?! Pure GAY! Sorry... I've always been a hooker fan but this is just.... I don't even know. A guys nuts go anywhere near me and he can be assured he'll be shooting blanks the rest of his life.
     
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    So, offered a pair of nuts, you would further manipulate them? I dunno, that might be more gay. A guy puts his nuts in my face, my first reaction isn't typically to grab them.
     
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    It's not like anyone enjoys getting tea bagged (unless, of course, they are, in fact, gay), but I don't think of it as something to get furious about.

    If some dude tea bags me when I'm awake, I'm definitely hitting him in the balls.
     
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    I tried to keep my testes in contact with females in my college days.

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    NY, i forgot how old and square you really were.

    :dan:
     
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    Another fine upstanding player for the old square team. At least we can all go get drunk together and not worry about waking up smelling like a jock strap.
     
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    You can add me to the square team, though I'm only 28.

    I'm just not into anyone else's nuts, regardless of where they were planning on putting them on me. I'd rather have the female equivalent of this happen. I'm not sure what the official name for this is, but I'm guessing it's something like the twin airbag or something.
     
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    I'm seriously haveing second thoughts about going to the GTG after viewing this thread!
     
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    I think I'm going to go this year. It's going to be a tea bagging free-for-all!!
     
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    Fellatio.

    Id try it sometime if i was you.
     
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    Tea bagging doesnt even begin to describe what happens.

    Just as Sevenmag...if hes still around :lol:
     
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    It's called "Clamming." :D
     
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    I think that would be getting camel toed.
     
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    Siman, if being old or square means not having guys sacks dropped on my face then God let me be the squarest mo fo out there. You go on playing with your friends balls and be real cool. The cool thing to do is stick your sack on a guys face? LMAO. So glad I grew up in my generation.
     
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    When you say it like that.....
     
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    Funniest thread I've seen in a LONG time!
     
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    My posts from big sticks other thread....


     
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    I'm 26 and in that "hip" age group but never had a sack touch my face.

    I'm not even a fan of the Jackass movies...those dudes are just a bit too comfortable with each others' sacks for my liking.

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    I almost spit out my Mountain Dew a few times reading some of the posts. But if we are talking 2 dudes and a set of balls they are definetly:dan: :lol:
     
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    Apparently, in your age group, the sack only touches your face when you are passed out drunk. If you have ever been passed out drunk around your buddies they may have had their sacks all over your face. You may want to talk to your tea bagging buddies.
     
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