Okay, so, I can no longer wear any of my current shorts, check... unless of course I am #1 fishing, preferably at night, or #2 doing housework at Vito's... got it... but... what may I wear to the beach? How about a Jong, or Seer Sucker Speedos?
Apparently Hooker needs to go shopping for me if I want to be "in". All I wear are jeans and steel toe boots, camo cargos, and carpenter jorts.
It's not about being "in", as I'm all about avoiding popular trends, and mostly about dressing in classic, timeless styles that you will be able to wear in 20 years, and no one will consider you out of style.
What are Jorts? Found this definition in the urban dictionary: Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and ******bags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable. The kid next to me was definitely a total ****; he was wearing jorts. A combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
