The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser. Leno Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America ! Fallon Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo? A: Bo has papers. Kimmel Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program? A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman
