There used to be a show by this name hosted by Art Linkletter. When it was on TV, some things were cute but the majority I just thought it must be scripted. With my granddaughter's vocabulary growing, I find her thought process amazing sometimes. Two weeks ago, I visited her during a break in my classes. My wife who babysits her on Wednesdays asked me to keep an eye on our granddaughter so she could take a little nap. After a bit I asked my granddaughter if Nana went night night. She replied "Yesh" which is her personal "yes". I asked if she was going to go night night with Nana and she said "Yep" and crawled up in the bed with Nana. I asked if I could go night night too and she said "No Papa, shoes on." I asked why and she said "Outside". When I asked why I needed to go outside, she said "Go work Papa" and then laid her head down to sleep. Tonight, the kids brought her over to visit. When the got here, I told my granddaughter that Papa was going to get a kiss and hug from her. She wagged her finger at me and then pointed at the door saying "No Papa, go work now." I pretended to get ready to leave, my wife told her "If Papa goes to work, Nana will cry." My granddaughter then grabbed my leg to prevent me from leaving and said "No work Papa. Papa go night night....Now!" As I stood there laughing, she looked at my son and said "Dada, Papa no night night! Spank Papa!" We all started laughing so hard my sides still hurt and that was three hours ago. What have your kids or grandkids said that have made you laugh or caught you off guard?
Art Linkletter made a million dollars off that show... it was hilarious! One real early morning our two children [daughter 8 / son 4] snuck out of the cottage we had at the lake and slipped the small rowboat out about 100' from shore. My wife heard them and woke me to 'observe' for safety sake. The next thing I hear is our daughter scream, 'Holy Sh*t!'. She had hooked a 4# largemouth and got all excited. I went down to the shore and talked her through landing it (we ended up mounting it for her). To make a long story short I asked her to tell me what she screamed after the fish bit. And in sheer excitement she again screamed, "I said 'Holy Sh*t' Daddy. Did you hear me?" To this day we call that mount the 'holy sh*t' fish.
We went to my moms house the weekend before Christmas. Knowing my two little boys loved them so much, she made chicken and dumplings for dinner. While eating dinner, my oldest (5 yrs old) turns to my mom and says, "I love chicken and ducklings mum mum" Sent from my GT-P5113 using Tapatalk
Many , many years ago, the wife and I and our youngest daughter at the time, I think about 4 or 5, went grocery shopping. One of our favorite things at the time in the bakery department was Vienna Bread. As we were going towards the bakery department, my daughter who was in the seat in the grocery cart blurted out " Daddy, don't forget the "vagina" bread" !!!! I could hear about half a dozen other shoppers break out in hilarious laughter as for a moment I turned several shades of embarrassing red, but then started to laugh myself. Out of the mouth of babes !!! LOL
