This is from a devout Catholic friend. Two priests died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at the pearly gates. "You fellows have been outstanding servants to the church. I can grant a wish for each of you to last one year." The first one said, "I was in the Rocky Mountains and watched an eagle soar over the mountains and valleys. I want to be an eagle." "Granted." The second one said, "I want to be a stud." "Granted." One year passed and the first one showed up at the pearly gates. "So how was the year?" "Great! I soared over the Rocky Mountains from one end to the other. By the way, where is the other guy?" "Last we heard he was a 2x4 in Kansas City."
