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  1. elkguide

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    elkguide, Apr 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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    Just bought a CD called "Sounds of the 70s".
    I don’t recommend it though.

    It's just full of old people wheezing, creaking and moaning.
     
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    The nurse told the parents of a newborn, “You have a cute baby.”
    Another nearby new dad said, “I bet you say that to all the new parents.”
    “No,” she replied. “Just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
    The husband asked, “So, what do you say to the others?”
    The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you.”
     
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    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board after the service.
    The first man to arrive was a stranger.
    You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board, said the minister.
    I know, said the man. If there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like to meet him.
     
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    A man loses three fingers in a work accident.
    At the hospital he asks the doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?"
    The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."
     
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    What goes hippity hop through the mud?
    The Easter Pig!
     
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    I took my wife to Las Vegas six years ago. Thinking about going out this year and getting her.
     
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    A young man went to confession. "Father, I kissed Mary Maloney last night."
    "How many times did you kiss her?"
    "Father, I came to confess, not brag."
     
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