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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by grnhd, Apr 19, 2014.

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  1. John T.

    John T. Die Hard Bowhunter

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    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!
     
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    Luke Skywalker had a hissy fit in a restaurant.
    Try as he might, using chopsticks was seemingly far beyond his fledgling Jedi skills. Embarrassing himself and causing a bit of a scene, Ben Kenobi leans over and offers some wisdom:

    “Use the forks, Luke!”
     
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    It is a standing joke with my wife, we enjoy sushi but when ever we are seated at a restaurant I say I am going to need a fork here.
     
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