Subject: First Time Sex A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms & sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A minute passes & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
Something close happened to me many years ago, but it was the XO's daughter I made a comment on while the XO was standing there. His only response was "I hope you're not talking about MY daughter!"
It's not funny. I once(while in college) went home with my girl friend for a long weekend, 1964. Needed some protection. Her father owned the drug store in Olean, NY. It was a bummer of a weekend.
that is pretty funny, it reminds me of a joke my wife had emailed me the other day. A wife tells her husband she has an infection and her gynecologists says she cant have sex for six weeks. So the husband asks her what did her dentist say.
