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  1. 130Woodman

    130Woodman Grizzled Veteran

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    A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.

    As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared.
    The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

    He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

    And I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
     
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  3. woodsy211

    woodsy211 Weekend Warrior

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    haha nice
     
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  4. Slugger

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    Thats pretty good
     
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  5. maxpetros

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    Pretty good. Who goes to the ER over splinters.
     
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    USFAN51473 Weekend Warrior

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!:nana:
     
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  7. GABowhunter

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    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Holy Moses you obviously don't work in health care...
     
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  9. DCthebowhunter

    DCthebowhunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    You never type anything now do you GA?
     
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  10. maxpetros

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    No I don't
     
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  11. GABowhunter

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  12. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    People will go to an ER for ANYTHING!
     
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  13. maxpetros

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    Quite ridiculous and a waste of resources
     
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    The Giff responses are much better. I'm getting addicted.
     
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  15. Siman/OH

    Siman/OH Legendary Woodsman

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    Lol. If you only knew how much money gets wasted in Healthcare. Trillions annually i suspect.
     
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  16. maxpetros

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    Sounds accurate
     
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  17. GABowhunter

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  18. Oly44

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    He comes up with them quick too. If i were to try that it would take me ten minutes to find one that worked.
     
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    i work in a 911 center after years in an ambulance. I have had them call for stubbed toes and once for being hit in the chest with a loaf of bread!!
     
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  20. tacklebox

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    Maybe the bread was stale.
    Great joke BTW
     
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  21. Skywalker

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    Why not go to the ER, when you don't have insurance and the hospital has to see you. Free healthcare is the way to, right?
     
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