They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan. To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in his hands, visibly shaken. This would most certainly have a negative effect on his approval rating. He was almost in tears. Finally, he composed himself and asked, 'Just how many is a brazilian?'
After hearing Nancy Pelosi say "We need to pass Obamacare to find out what is in it", my doctor said, "That's what we call a stool sample."
