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Is this a Northern or Southern thing? Whatever it is I can't stand it!

Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by virginiashadow, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Hooker

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    Just answer the question.
     
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    Young fella, you may not have accepted this fact yet but you are not the boss of me. You are entering the creepy stalker realm that germ was in when he began to obsess over me. Perhaps if you shared the reasoning behind your query, I would be more inclined to tell you about my choices in trousers. This will help us avoid (or bring to the forefront all your questions for me about boxers or briefs (or commando) what brand of sock garters and cod piece is best. I don’t fault you for asking these questions of me. Based on some of the posts and comments you have made here, I would encourage you to ask me as many questions as possible as I think it might help but I would like to know your motives up front.
     
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    I'm going to take that as "yes".

    Thanks.

    *makes note in journal
     
  4. Germ

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    Why the heck are you brining me into this fetish hooker has about your pants?

    And who is "be"?
     
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    Sure, whatever you like. Make sure to pin it up on the picture board shrine you are building to me. Dress up the RC doll in whatever manner brings you the most satisfaction. Southerners are just weird.

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or it will get the hose again.
     
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    Silence of the lambs
     
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    I just assumed you and he had formed some sort of RC stalker club and were exchanging memorabilia and other tradables. The patterns were eerily similar. I guess I should not have discounted the fact that there is a deep south branch and a MI branch.
     
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    Germ once invited me to come see his tent. He also offered me candy.
     
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    Those were rufies, but you would not remember that fact:)
     
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    I just found it odd hooker asking me about cargo pants. I had to Google “Cargo pants” as I did not know if that was sort of deep south gay slang meaning something I would not understand. I’m not all hip to the jive of today’s kids and how they talk. It turns out that he must want to imagine or fantasize about me wearing different outfits. He imagined that I wear them and made a note in his “journal” of creepy notes about other guys. Southerners are just weird. :dan:
     
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    <3 Rancid

    ETA: I made that myself out of homemade paint (vinegar, salt, blood, and corriander)
     
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    Maybe I do and just don't care?



    Hook's avatar --> :lmao:
     
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    Hooker you need to make tee shirts like that:)
     
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    That likeness has been trademarked but it will no doubt be a hot item.
     
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    I don't think the general public can handle the intensity of those eyes.
     
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    That has been a problem in the past but usually it the wry smile that they find most captivating and intoxicating. It’s the cross I must bear.
     
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    It's a Southern thingy. No question about it.
     
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    I just threw up a little bit...
     
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    Though the topic has gone astray... I think they started writing tickets for people with truck nuts, here where I live. I'm not sure of the charge or ordinance...
     
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    Thank God. Hooker and Germ (what a combo of names) are enough "fans" for me to deal with at the moment.
     

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