How does one "Impale" them selves on this? http://kstp.com/article/stories/s669736.shtml?cat=1 I don't get it?
I see enough weird stuff to believe that no matter what it is: if you're a little kid, or a drunk, or just plain stupid, You can hurt yourself with it. I however do not believe the patients that insist that "The lightbulb accidently inserted itself into my rectum". I also don't understand how one could be drunk enough to think that nailing one's own penis to a board with an 8-penny nail is a good idea either. Can you be that drunk and still accurately swing a hammer??
