In Da Kitchen GTG Excuse Playbook, exposed!

Just got this forwarded by an undisclosed friend of Hank. Seems this is just his Archery Excuse list. He has more excuses than Jimmy Carter has pills and peanuts.

Archery Excuse: I'm just trying to SCARE the bullseye Archery Excuse: There was a very nice girl walking by Archery Excuse: My bow slipped because my hands are full of vasiline Archery Excuse: I did it on purpose. Archery Excuse: My arrows are to expensive so I didn't try to group them today Archery Excuse: Well it was a ten when I let go of the string Archery Excuse: My friend told me I had a screw loose Archery Excuse: I always hate to break my nock and put holes in fletchings Archery Excuse: About the time that I pulled the trigger I noticed just how tight her jeans really were. Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing from the back and my hair got in the way of my eyes! Archery Excuse: I became one with my arrow, but I left my bow in the truck. Archery Excuse: I'm a flatlander and I never shoot hills like this!!! Archery Excuse: Cold weather, high pressure altitude, & 100% humidity caused arrow to drop below target- I think. Archery Excuse: The batteries went dead in my walkman, or there was a song change half way through the shot Archery Excuse: What do ya mean,"Three bull's eyes arn't good enough?" Archery Excuse: The Teacher was wearing yellow, how the heck was i supposed to know which YELLOW target to aim for? Archery Excuse: It was lunch time so i wanted to get it over with so i could eat Archery Excuse: My trigger went off prematurely. Archery Excuse: I forgot to put an arrow in my bow Archery Excuse: I picked up the wrong bow. Archery Excuse: I had a full bladder. Archery Excuse: The release went off and I wasn't ready ! Archery Excuse: It was so old out my fingers were frostbitten, so I couldn't pull through my clicker. Archery Excuse: I paid for a whole target, I use the WHOLE target Archery Excuse: I wasn't shooting very well, 'cause I was half asleep! Archery Excuse: My boobs got in the way Archery Excuse: My lucky hat wasn't on backwards. Archery Excuse: The helicopter, aircraft, glider et. al. caused a wind shift Archery Excuse: Well...i was testing the direction of the wind! Archery Excuse: Broom handles make good line cutters but don't shoot worth a damn! Archery Excuse: all I needed was just one more arrow. Archery Excuse: I neglected to allow for the rotation of the earth again! Archery Excuse: My nose hairs got caught in the string !!! Archery Excuse: Why did I miss? Well for once I wanted to see what it felt like. Archery Excuse: Don't blame me; it's so cold my spin wings are breaking in mid air! Archery Excuse: f-f-flinch.... I n-never f-f-flinch Archery Excuse: I lost my sight in action Archery Excuse: The guy behind me was chanting Miss it, miss it. Archery Excuse: Thats just an optical illusion. Archery Excuse: My breath fogged my scope. Archery Excuse: Your target was too easy so I picked a different one. Archery Excuse: Who said I missed!? Archery Excuse: Oh....You mean I was supposed to hit THAT target? Archery Excuse: That arrow has been flying funny all day. Archery Excuse: I don't want all the other people hitting my nocks if I put it in the 10 on that 3-D target!!!!! Archery Excuse: Need to get my limbs tuned! My right limb will not release when my left limb crosses the target. Archery Excuse: Just as I was locked on the inner 10 and was about to release there was an earth tremor! Archery Excuse: Practice makes perfect I don't want to be that good Archery Excuse: The humidity is so high, it weighted my arrow down, or maybe the air is too thick, causing my arrow to go too slow? Archery Excuse: The pretty archer beside me. (HMMMMM) Archery Excuse: The string got caught on my moustache! Archery Excuse: I was just aiming where your arrows hit on the target to keep you company. Archery Excuse: Low flying aircraft causes air turbulent Archery Excuse: I haven't had that lobotomy yet... I'm still thinking when I shoot. Archery Excuse: The earth moved. Archery Excuse: A bee stung my trigger finger. Archery Excuse: What do you mean am I lefthanded ? Archery Excuse: got my nose tangled in the string too.... Archery Excuse: Sorry, held my bow upside down... Archery Excuse: I left my arrows at home. Archery Excuse: I suffer from Fast-Flite embolism - I have a clot on the string! Archery Excuse: At 90m I have to place my bowsight under my arrow, so I can't aim before I am about to release. Archery Excuse: The sunlight came from behind and pushed at my fletches. Archery Excuse: There is a magnetic anomaly to the left(right, high, low). Archery Excuse: My wife won't let me practice in the living room anymore! Archery Excuse: I Made My Bow Sleep By Herself Last Night Archery Excuse: My Arrows And My Bow Were Having A Little Dissagreement Archery Excuse: I Couldn't See The Gold Was To Bright so My Arrows Kept Veering Off!!! Archery Excuse: The Snow Got In My Eyes Archery Excuse: I just wanted to give others a chance to beat me! Archery Excuse: I did this one on purpose. Archery Excuse: All my arrows are bent Archery Excuse: The photographer standing behind me was taking pictures and going click, click, click Archery Excuse: The arrow was too fast, it thought it was a ten before it was an eight Archery Excuse: They are just not going were I point them Archery Excuse: I had a tricky calm to deal with Archery Excuse: The lines on the grass aren't straight Archery Excuse: There was movement behind the target Archery Excuse: Rain on my glasses Archery Excuse: No wind Archery Excuse: I just did not want to wear out the centre of the boss. Archery Excuse: Well ... the bar was open Archery Excuse: I didn't punch the trigger. There was a mosquito and I tried to kill it. Archery Excuse: I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing. Archery Excuse: There was a fly in my bowsight.

 

Dang, there is more.

Archery Excuse: The sunlight came from behind and pushed at my fletches. Archery Excuse: There is a magnetic anomaly to the left(right, high, low). Archery Excuse: My wife won't let me practice in the living room anymore! Archery Excuse: I Made My Bow Sleep By Herself Last Night Archery Excuse: My Arrows And My Bow Were Having A Little Dissagreement Archery Excuse: I Couldn't See The Gold Was To Bright so My Arrows Kept Veering Off!!! Archery Excuse: The Snow Got In My Eyes Archery Excuse: I just wanted to give others a chance to beat me! Archery Excuse: I did this one on purpose. Archery Excuse: All my arrows are bent Archery Excuse: The photographer standing behind me was taking pictures and going click, click, click Archery Excuse: The arrow was too fast, it thought it was a ten before it was an eight Archery Excuse: They are just not going were I point them Archery Excuse: I had a tricky calm to deal with Archery Excuse: The lines on the grass aren't straight Archery Excuse: There was movement behind the target Archery Excuse: Rain on my glasses Archery Excuse: No wind Archery Excuse: I just did not want to wear out the centre of the boss. Archery Excuse: Well ... the bar was open Archery Excuse: I didn't punch the trigger. There was a mosquito and I tried to kill it. Archery Excuse: I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. Archery Excuse: The wind was blowing. Archery Excuse: There was a fly in my bowsight.

 

Raceway has only one very good excuse: I SHOOT A TURD (HOYT) !

DAMN, cant' be that excuse, cause it's TRUE!

 

No Hank, I am a mediocre shot and I admit it. I do shoot better with my Hoyt than my PSE though

 

Mmmm, let's see, you shoot better with your Turd than the PSE, but your still a mediocre shot. Imagine how much better you would be if you only shot a BOWTECH!

 

Been there, shot the General and the Guardian but decided on the Katera

 

So then, you chose mediocrity!

 

I chose what I shot the best with. The Bowtech's were heavy.

 

That's right big boy, "Heavy" indeed. Bowtechs are know for being the HEAVY HITTERS of the archery world. :D Some, just can't handle greatness.

If that's your best (medicority) go for it.

 

Just a hunch, but maybe they were all in Garden Prarie, IL...........whipping your a$$ like a rented mule? :p:D

(I'm kidding, so please don't get bent out of shape)

 

That about sounds right, going for the easy pickings!!!!

 

Seriously? If you shot a General then you have at least once in your life shot the best bow ever made. That is a light, smooth, and extremely quiet. It ain't that heavy either, what does that extra handle on the Hoyt add in weight?

 

Thought the Guardian was actually better than the General. Neither were the best in my eyes.

 

they your obviously blind.

 

Translation please

 

"Blind", that you didn't see that they were the best.

 

You mean the general's that didn't blow up?

 

rumors started by Hoyt no doubt.

 

Recall of the General by Bowtech before the lawsuits started

 

<1% failure. I called Bowtech and they sent a new set of limbs directly to the retailer and they had them installed on my bow within 10 days. That is customer service.