Illlinois Deer Classic-Free Autographs

Ladies and Gentlemen, for three days only, the not so famous Johnny "Greg" Miller will be handing out autographs in the Rut Junkie Apparel booth in Illinois. He was going to do them in permenant tattoos, much like Bowtech did at the ATA and the Bone Collectors did in Harrisburg, but the permit won't be here in time.

So, bring your dirty napkins, baseball cards, ex-girlfriend's bra, WKP video or even the Holy Bible and have it forever marked with the ink of a soon to be legend.

All you have to do is look for these signs and strut your way to booths 1901-1904....




Then, get in line behind the other 2 people (one will be me) and be ready for the experience of a lifetime in meeting this future mega-star.....

 

Miiiilllllllllleeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!

Seriously though... he better have another good story to tell about his dating life.

I love that man.

 

I'm going to have him sign my man boobs.

 

Dam im gonna miss mine I would have to take 2 nights off just to go 1 day Miller time :D have fun guys!!

 

he is my fav hunter/writer.. bet a guy could learn alot following him around in the deer woods for a week.

 

Or... you guys could come get my autograph... where you won't be hugged by another man and man boobs are not present! :D :D :D

 

I'll trade ya a Johnny Miller for a John Mueller! :D

 

Maybe in Iowa?

Here is one of Johnny's bodyguards at the show. He'll have two.

 

Oh yeah Dubs.....where did you two get those wonderful shirts?

 

Where does one get an application to be "body guarded?"

 

You can fill out an application in person in Iowa.

 

Excellent, I'll see what I can do!

On my door step! They came in a package that said, "For Pure Playas Only" signed... Rut Junkie Apparel!

 

I'll be in the body guard application line at the IL Show. :D

 

If I get stuck with you as my body guard, I'm trading you in!!!! :D

 

I don't think you have the right equipment to be a body guard. You can be guarded though!

At this rate, I don't think Johnny will be giving out any autographs!

 

Miller loves to give his patent oral 'autograph' to the ladies of northern Wisconsin!

 

Here is Johnny's other body guard.

 

Yeah, that's what I meant!

 

Dan, does RJA make shirts in blue or are they prejudice against smurfs?

 

There is one blue shirt.......damn this guy is hot.