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Discussion in 'The Water Cooler' started by Iowa Veteran, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. Iowa Veteran

    Iowa Veteran Grizzled Veteran

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    On January 9 a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.
    The leader, George a big burly man gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
    "I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
    While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
    So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
    After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you are wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
    The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!
     
  2. Matt

    Matt Grizzled Veteran

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    That's good...haha
     
  3. virginiashadow

    virginiashadow Legendary Woodsman

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    I thought you were mocking my post and were going to have a blank post!
     
  4. Iowa Veteran

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    I thought about it, but I'm not mean like that. hehe
     
  5. ATbuckhunter

    ATbuckhunter Die Hard Bowhunter

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    Thats too good man...too good.
     

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