If you could snap your fingers.

They don't let me vote here yet, something about not being a citizen or something, I wasn't really paying attention...

Seriously though, this will be the last election I won't be able to vote in, next time I will be a citizen - bye bye green card.

 

Agreed. I'm sure the south would love to have us all move there.

 

First, you have to pass the immigration test.

1. Ice in your tea? Yes/No
2. Sweet Tea? Yes/No
3. Grits for breakfast and or with fish? Yes/No
4. Turnip Greens? Yes/No
5. Cornbread? Yes/No
6. Teach your children Yes Ma'am and No Ma'am? Yes/No
7. Dogs/Cats stay outside? Yes/No
8. Wife drives a truck? Yes/No
9. Only real sport is football? Yes/No
10. Wear a camoflauge ball cap everywhere you go except church? Yes/No

If you answered no to any of the above, "yur a furrener and ain't welcum heer!"
If you answered all yes, "Come on down, make yurself ta home!"

 

I would hate to get rid of the South...the redneck reality shows (mostly from Louisiana) are too entertaining...even if they require captions to decipher what they are saying

 

Exactly. Culture.

*although all of those shows are horribly scripted and fake

 

I failed. The church question got me, I thought I could wear it there too - along with my jorts.

 

I'm smiling! Okay, we'll let you slide on that one as long as you don't wear it backwards or anything.

 

I always wondered this. If obvious they are making them appear smarter than your average southerner.

 

dangit wife's suv got me here :D

 

Is it a 4X4? If so... you're still okay. If not, install a gun rack and you're golden.