I'm beginning to think that that kid driving the carriage might have been full of malarkey. As I wondered about that quote, I read the tag on that tee shirt and it said "made in China" and I don't think Ben Franklin ever went to China. Bastards!
Wiki, which we all know is the most truthful source on the net, says Ben had 1 illegitimate child, a son, who became governor of NJ.
“Believe half of what you see, son and none of what you hear” Marvin Gaye "Its always in bad taste to speak ill of the dead and slandering a prominent national figure with rumor seems even worse." Me
I'll bet that kid was going to some local community college and just told us he was going to Temple to impress us with his worldly knowledge. I feel so like Kristen Stewart's boy friend now.
The size of some of those women were quite impressive, and another thing I noticed while riding the train, [which by the way they would not let me drive,] I guess they didn't believe me when I told them I was an engineer, the people of Philly have no secrets because when they use their cell phones they talk loud enough so everyone on board can hear their plans. "On board", get it, thats train jargon!