Your mom is only 38 and has two grandchildren from you???? WTH, did you both have kids at age 15 or what? I guess we started a little late. I'm almost 45 and if I am soon to be a grandfather, one of my boys is getting a boot up his ***!!
Hooker you only need to ask if she has a brother that will move in..trick you into letting him drink your booze then puke in your bathroom.
My mother was 15 when I was born. She was raped at a party. She doesn't know who my father is because there was more than one. I got married at 16. I was 17 when Miriam was born. It wasn't an accident. We planned on procreating quickly before we got old and stuffy like Hooker. (Actually, my husband is a bit older than I.) Miriam is 5 and Michelle is 2 1/2. Fun Facts Department: The age of consent is 16 in Michigan and there is no minimum draw weight for bows
My apologies for my ill timed humor. I probably did not deserve an explanation. But, my boys will still get a boot up their *** if they make me a grandfather before I am 50. Knowing that Vito bowhunts a little in Michigan, I figured there was not a minimum draw weight.
Yeah its dead nuts to 75. Anything past that and I aim for the lungs instead of the head, just to give myself some room for error.
It's all about finding someone that is one step higher then you on the attractiveness scale. Go below that and you could do better, go above that and she's cheating on you no matter what. Now that rule applies to us young people and relationships. Not sure what all you old people do. But if it's just a one night thing aim for the stars!
I don't think I can buy into your "rule" so maybe I'm "old people." I'm 22. Does that make me old people or young people? Your Mama says you grew up together
