My "source" has informed me, in no uncertain terms, that we have a celebrity among us. Now, I just don't want to let the cat out of the bag by telling you that it's the studmuffin known as Germ. It might be Germ, it might not be... But word on the street is that it is... Now, before the paparazzi shows up, I'm going to give all of you an opportunity to guess this man's connection to stardom. So... Is Germ really: Michael Jackson's illegitimate father? Is he "Bubbles the Chimp" - all grown up? Sonny & Cher's Lovechild? The inventor of the "Flowbee Precision Hair-Cutting System?" Or is he Flavor Flav's biological sister?
Who buys a fricken pink wife beater? Look at the expression on his own sons face. Classic. WTH is Daddy doing? Im going with bubbles the Chimp with a hemeroid.
