I am letting you in on a very important hunting tip.....

Get the darn flowers gentlemen! And while you are at it do some laundry, dishes, and fix some dinners. You will be rewarded.

 

Geez... I must be doing something wrong. I called the wife at noon. I charmed her a bit... then asked her nicely to get the jerky cooking that I mixed up last night.

I got home to the smell of jerky and a very, very happy daughter. The wife said I better kill another deer at the rate me and Britney were pigging out on it... cause it won't last very long. Britney agreed. I told them I would get right on it this weekend !!!

Flowers for hunting ?? What a bunch of suck ups !!! I little charm and delicious jerky gets it done every time !! You got to leave them wanting more.

Tim

 

I just say I'm going hunting. She knows this time of year belongs to me. She gets the other 10 months or so. Works for us.

 

haha thats whats good

 

I have three small children and also like to spend time with my wife. I cannot just walk out of the house and say, "hey see you next month". Nor would I want to do that.....

 

Understand that. I had 5 children and now have 6 grandchildren.

 

I might give her dandelion and say have dinner ready when I'm back from hunting