You aren't a kidding there iHunt!! I can see It If this Is the farmer talking who farms the land but not a hunter. City talk to me.
Now wait! Gimme a second folks. I'm heading out to the farm now, and soon I'll be walking to my set overlooking my food plot hoping that pig of a deer comes in. I’m talking a slob – a real swamp donkey! He’s got huge horns and that tell-tale Roman nose. He’s been on my hit list for four years. I’m not talking about some cull buck or scrub buck here. He’s a hog; I mean a sure-enough shooter. I’ve been waiting to put him down for a dirt nap since I spotted him as a yearling. He’s grown into a real bruiser I’m sure that this season I’ll be sending that text saying “Smoked him! BBD baby! He read the script and I was about to put a Rage in the cage, but he turned so I nailed him with a Texas heart shot! What a harvest! I love being in the deer woods!”
Agreed!! I watch a lot of shows but anything Bill Winke or Grant Woods says is not corny. I really enjoy their shows. There is so much you can learn from them.
One that kills me is when they refer to a deer as a big ol' bruin. If I am not mistaken a bruin is a bear.
I absolutely hate "It doesnt get any better than that"........evidently, it does because everyone says it!
I also hate hunting shows that have celebrities on them! Ever seen Craig Morgan try to draw a bow? Gimme a break! Oh, and shows that teach bad habits like calling a deer that is already coming at you and lastly, any show that insults our intelligence, with staged shots, cut ins and rehearsed lines........Hunter's Specialties........
Yeah, them bastards north of the border! We should invade and take over their country!!!! Wait, they're better than a southern boy any day.