Hello and welcome to the first installment of “How to” starring Shane the Pain. Have you ever had one of those neighbors who are insistent on hunting your ground instead of theirs? You know the type. “My stand is on my property so there for I’m hunting my land and theres nothing you can do about it” said the Pestie Neighbor. But in fact they have set up right on the border line or property lines what have you. I’m referring to those neighbors who put up a stand or blind right on the fence line and harvest their deer on your land. These ill minded individuals can really become a bourdon to your entire season, not to mention the chances they have of taking your prized buck that you’ve been watching the entire off season. I know you’ve tried everything within the limits of the law and God’s good graces to remove this unwanted pest from you hunting ground. You’ve placed the no hunting sign on every tree within view of his or hers stand. You’ve hung an old deer stand5 feet in front of his/hers but on your property facing his/hers. I bet you’ve even dressed a manikin up in hunting attire and prompt it up against a tree with a fake bow or firearm in its hand, maybe you’ve even aimed it at the pestie neighbor with a middle finger gesture on the other hand. Well worry no more, Selfbros, inc. Has come up with an eco friendly solution to not only get rid of this pestie neighbor from hunting you land, but potentially stopping the deer on your property from even cross the border line. Selfbros, inc. is proud to bring to you for a limited time only. “Deer & Rabbit repellent”. This cutting edge formula is guaranteed to work or your money back. With today’s top scientist and some of the worlds renowned white tail hunters (Self Brothers) they’ve come together to present this product to the general puplic for a limited time offer. Now whether you’re an armature or an experienced hunter Selfbros Deer & Rabbit repellent is right for you. It’s easy to use just spray the product around the pestie neighbors deer stand and out as far as his/her method of hunting will allow him/her to shoot at a deer. Make sure to wait until the neighbor isn’t around so that you can hope the fence and spray his side of the property too. Also make sure to thoroughly soak his/her seat cushion and plat form. This way after he/she sits in the stand they will spead the Deer & rabbit repellent throughout their entire woods. This method will more than likely increase the deer herd on your property, since they no longer want any part of the pestie neighbor’s property. After you’ve sprayed the heck out of everything you can always add insult to the injury by simply hanging the empty bottle in front of his/hers tree stand or blind. Make sure the bottle is hung on your side of the property line. Here at Selfbros, inc. we understand the hard work put in to make sure your season is successful, that’s why we are constantly creating new methods or gadgets to aid you throughout your hunting experience. So stay tuned and wait for the next installment of “How To” by Shane the Pain. Trade mark and copy rights pending @ 2012
Ive had problems with this on some property of ours that butts up to some public land..Talk to the game warden, ours went and took down the stands that over looked our property. But we let him duck hunt our land so maybe thats why he did that for us. Doesnt hurt to ask him.
Sometimes calling the local Game Warden just doesn't pan out; however, if one was able to bride such an official with hunting rights then that would be a good thing just as long as that official doesn't get all up in one's business. Also if you’re neighbor suspect trickery on your part he may come up with his own trickery towards you. With Selfbros Deer & Rabbit Repellent he'll never suspect a thing just as long as you don't leave the empty bottle behind. When my brothers and I were growing up we had one neighbor who crossed the property line and torn down my Deer stand that was on the border but facing our field. Therefore the next season we had Heavy duty metal stands built and replaced that stand with 3 new ones. Now I know what you’re thinking "Selfbros hunts on property lines” yes, but I'm a professional and I know what I'm doing. Selfbros, inc encourages all hunters to respect their neighbors until they leave you no choice.
